The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 14 days agoAn unfortunate choice of wordslemmy.worldimagemessage-square45linkfedilinkarrow-up1618
arrow-up1618imageAn unfortunate choice of wordslemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 14 days agomessage-square45linkfedilink
minus-squarerumschlumpel@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up84·14 days agoIf you dodge 99 bullets and get killed by the last one, you’re a great bullet dodger but still dead. Did anyone count how many bullets were shot at him that didn’t hit?
minus-squareWhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27·14 days agoBut you fuck one goat…
minus-squareboonhet@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·13 days agoThere were over a dozen that did hit if you count both times he got hit. No idea how many missed, likely a lot.
If you dodge 99 bullets and get killed by the last one, you’re a great bullet dodger but still dead. Did anyone count how many bullets were shot at him that didn’t hit?
— Wayne Gretzky
- Michael Scott
— Abraham Lincoln
— Tupac
— Albert Einstein
– Gretz Waynkey
– The bus driver
But you fuck one goat…
There were over a dozen that did hit if you count both times he got hit. No idea how many missed, likely a lot.
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