I thought you meant “too many /s” like after too many layers of irony, Elmo loses his identity and goes on a full meltdown

This is how classes in college feel too. Slight exaggeration, but it feels like in every I’m either excruciatingly bored or incredibly infuriated

How are we so sure bro wasn’t just flirting back?

His dark green rubbery skin was thick enough for him to play the game of Vogon Civil Service politics, and play it well, and waterproof enough for him to survive indefinitely at sea depths of up to a thousand feet with no ill effects.

Mr. L. Prosser was, as they say, only human. In other words he was a carbon-based life form descended from an ape

something like these, perhaps? There are probably better examples, I just skimmed through the first couple chapters of Hitchiker’s Guide to the galaxy

The first one instantly made me think of Douglas Adams

soooo pretty, the way the greens blend is really nice. And I love the colour of the centerpiece

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