“Happy birthday to the ground!”

Our Father, which art…
…uh…
…which art foundation should we cut funding for next?

How would they enforce this, if they can’t identify the people violating it?

That’s one of the main exceptions mentioned in the article:

Under the proposal, law enforcement officials would be exempted from the mask ban if they serve on a SWAT team or if a mask is necessary for medical or health reasons, including to prevent smoke inhalation.

But I can see the claim of “health reasons” being abused.