“I’m very for [the United States vetting] Iranian nationals because of the sleeper cells,” Sahakyan told Fox 11. “I think it will resolve a lot of issues because we’ll know exactly who’s in here for what reasons, even though I miss [my wife] dearly.”

Unbelievable. Just unbelievable. They’re married! It’s a family bond! Imagine being married to a person that’s like “sure, they took my spouse to a torture prison on foreign soil so I’d never see them or even their grave again, but they’re torturing them for the greater good^™️, so while I kind of miss them, I’m sure it’s for the best of everyone. It was fun while it lasted.”

If I ever returned, I’d skin them alive. That, too, I think would resolve a lot of issues.

If it’s drawn art, yeah, same.

BiteAway gang!