BewareOfIdiot

Now I’m wondering why I have pockets on MY clothes

People who sleep in their cars, engine running and parked in a garage, sleep like babies!

My dad said you should make “one dick-girth worth of pasta” for one meal. Needless to say I always end up making to little pasta.

A Monty Python reference? In this economy???

Was there a valley at least?

That’s certainly an opinion

Yeah I genuinely don’t understand the hype. Maybe I’m just old and fully saturated with GTA already.

Don’t forget to raise your voice, get flustered, and start pointing out their character flaws irrelevant to the issue at hand

Rolling On The Floor Literally OverDosing?

What’s going on? Why does it feel like every megacorporation have become completely openly anti-consumer? Yes, companies have always been shady and doing everything for profit, but at least they did it subtly and backtracked as soon as the backlash came. Now they’re just shamelessly force feeding us spyware and “digital-only licenses revokable at any time”.

“Where are you going?” “oh I’m just going to pet the CEO and give her treats, brb”

Well, by my knowledge they sometimes vote and the amount of votes one has correlates to your share%. A CEO is appointed precisely to make decisions for them.

Assuming every employee has equal voting power I don’t see it being particularly effective. But it might, i guess.

Yeah that’ll work. 500 people making joint decisions.

But for only $1500 you can play in 4K@60fps* on the Steam Machine! *(upscaled from 1080p) /j

Bro I laughed out loud

It’s not like you’re gonna drop dead if you try to take a walk. And if you have cancer you do chemo, right? You don’t just sit down and go “welp, guess I’m gonna die”.

I just want GOG to release NFS Underground 2 and I’ll be happy

I get what you guys are saying, but at some point you got to do something. If depression makes you just sit around staring at a wall for 2 years, I get it. Explanation.

If you do it for 10 years however, you’re really just saying “I can’t. I’m depressed.” Excuse.

Like most difficulties in life, be it trauma, neurodivergance, or any number of other issues; they’re explanations, not excuses.

Oh no my bed is too comfy, my lobster is too buttery, my wage is too high