Shitheap.

Mark 2 Volkswagen Polo.

Netflix were outputting a lot of low quality shit before AI got involved.

Americans still won’t want to visit anywhere else…

Any sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from technology.

But you already are

Yeah, that’ll go down well with the populace I’ll bet. Cue rioting and fires.

Not in northern Europe you don’t, unless you want your salt diluted even more.

“The white zone is for the immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone”.

A seemingly large portion of its population seem to have chosen freedom from education.

1600 metres, but I’m not walking to do the weekly shop. Or 900 metres if I want to pay extortionate amounts of money for probably out of date items.

Has anyone thought to try pressing Ctrl-E?

I’m excited, it’s British Thanksgiving!

Surely they’re airgulls as they don’t live in the sea?

Mine loved Ben and Hollys Little Kingdom and Hey Duggee. Both of which us parents would have happily watched without them.

Black Death. Tastes like I’d expect a chemical burn to taste.

You wouldn’t want to be a werewolf, that’s for sure. Or a vampire.