The best part is that for the article Valve supplied a picture of Blue Scout standing speechless in front of pornographic pictures of his mom, as the punch line of one of the best “your mom” jokes of all time.

Should’ve kept going East until he entered Maine.

I’m no golfer, but… Is it me or his swing is absolute shit?

I can only imagine the following panel of Popeye crushing a can of spinach open and then the next panel after that is an ambulance parked in front of their house, along with a police car.

Elon Musk’s Optimus robot has been coming to work in factories “by the end of the year” for over five years now.

It’s just another unsubstantiated promise he reuses every year just like the long promised full autonomy of his self-driving cars.

It didn’t just “Run a red light”, it downright attempted a left turn in a lane meant to drive straight through. They’re just lucky that the incoming traffic was stopped when it happened or they might have been t-boned.

If a death threat doesn’t leave an impression, what will?

They’re designed to keep people with poor impulse control caught in a constant loop of short garbage clips. A bigger screen is not going to change that.

Also I don’t normally watch YouTube on my phone unless I’m travelling and when I do I use NewPipe.

Whenever a company has reached a critical size or control of the market that it is no longer incentived to serve the interests of its customers and starts serving its shareholder’s instead, it should be broken up. This is the only way you will see actual innovation and positive growth again.

Apple, Google, Amazon, Microsoft, Nvidia, Meta are only a few in a long list that are long overdue to be broken up.

That being said, Trump is more believably saying that to scare them into giving him a bride. He just pulled his head out of his ass just enough to hear about a “new” company with deep pockets and smelled the money.

Paraphrasing their statement, they claim that he capsized because he suddenly turned to ram them when they were trying to board him because he was a few yards inside the US border.

I find hard to believe that someone in a small slow boat like that would decide to ram a law enforcement ship and this puts the rest of the statement in doubt.

I use the “Hide Shorts for YouTube” plugin on Firefox

YouTube shorts are cancer already. I’ve had them blocked ever since they appeared.

“I miss you!”

They say, as they are still in the process of attacking our country.

And don’t get me started on ICE.

The drawn line doesn’t even take into account the expansion of the hurricane zone. It was drawn by someone who doesn’t even understand the chart.

About to? Judging from their actions it has been a prerequisite for a long time.

Quick! Look! A distraction!

Will somebody think of the children?

Nasty? Glad to see that you’ve noticed. We tend to be nasty when people mock and threaten our sovereignty and then actively try to destroy our economy. Try to escalate and see how much nastier it will get you cowardly child rapist.

“It fits the requirements stated in the contract”

The ones who were actively serving will likely be sent to military prison.

Btw, military prison makes civilian prison feel like a vacation.