I mean, a quick search with “football forum“ could’ve easily shown you that you are wrong.

Man, it’s getting harder and harder to determine if people are joking or not. I am quite sure you are, but just in the case that you are serious, OP never mentioned paper dust to start with, just dust.

Computer says: “touch grass, or burn”

Oh yeah totally forgot about that part haha. Just put in the trash of a neighbour you don’t like, might solve two problems in one go 😉

Well a replacement is fine as well right? At least, assuming they got rid of the problem in the new one.