THE MUFFIN MAAAAN!!!

This guy fucks cars!

But be careful when you put your dick in, the exhaust might be hot. You know, not HOT hot, just hot.

Also, Bear! <3

confuses the hell out of me (and I’m German)

And rightfully so. I’m also German, I learned Sorbian (slavic minority in Lusatia), and I can very much feel your pain.

The only winning move is not to play.

Happy Birthday Sharon!

My iptables INPUT chain default policy is set to ACCEPT.

Also Docker and OVA.

Titten und Ärsche,

Titten und Ärsche,

da betreib’ ich gern’ Recherche,

lauf’ kilometerweite Märsche

für Titten und Ärsche.

Back when my son was a baby, I used to play cricket with him. I’d take his feet and rub the soles against each other and go “CHIRP CHIRP!”. But as he grew older, he naturally didn’t enjoy this as much, and we’d do it less and less. He’d sometimes still ask me to do it, but occasions got scarce. He’s almost six years old now, and i had kind of accepted that he had grown out of it. Well, yesterday in the evening, just before he went to sleep, he asked me to do it again, and we both thoroughly enjoyed it, and we laughed, and it was beautiful. It may be the last time, as he grows older and won’t want to do such childish things anymore, but the pure fact that I got to experience it one more time AND KNOW it was the last time and I got to experience and savor it very consciously made me enjoy it just SO MUCH more, it brought tears of joy to my eyes. Yeah OK, I’ll admit it, I ugly cried. Hard. And I’ll cherish this memory forever.

That’s right. Also (among other things) for appearances in SNL.

“To shreds you say?” /s

Yes, don’t let anyone tell you otherwise. And make sure your lips aren’t to dry, it’s supposed to be nice and sloppy, kinda like a slug.

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Me threeeee!

Ah OK, thx, I was only familiar with “the internet is a series of tubes”.

I was referencing an episode of The IT Crowd.

https://youtu.be/iDbyYGrswtg?is=FbCqs22ozJRmvuhv

Nope, it’s a tiny black box with a red LED on top of Big Ben.

There’s a “Yo mama so fat” joke in here somewhere, I just can’t find it.

That one blew my mind.