I’ve met 3 other people called Moon, as well as some Divas and Ahmets. No Dweezils (although his actual given name is Ian Donald Calvin Euclid Zappa)

*sigyou’reney

Yeah, that’s the one we all know. The sole Sigourney.

Yeah, the only place I heard it was from that story, Sigourney Howard, a peripheral character. No other Sigourneys ever (in my experience).

I’m sure somebody must know a real one.

Like ‘we’ll fuck the parents elsewhere, but not in the house’.

You can read that sentence a number of ways.

Why on earth do people say ‘on read’ instead of ‘unread’?

Also, in answer, it’s not uncommon. People are busy, or they don’t like texting, or they just want some quiet. Loads of reasons.