Banana Slama

Instead you can be a techno-authoritarian autocrat thats plans are constantly ruined by an annoying blue hedgehog

I’ve seen lots of them graduate where I live. They typically argue with it and say “Scientists don’t know everything” and continue being ignorant throughout the rest of their time in school

Buzz Lightyear was Tim Allen.

Edit: Neverimind I just learned that Patrick Warburton did play Buzz in the briefly running Buzz Lightyear: Star Command show from 2001

Thats why every fast food place has some kind of cheese stuffed cheesy cheese topped cheese (thats right we put cheese in it) cheezy meal

This reminds me. How do japanese shut ins afford to live the way they do?

My grandad told us when he dies to dig a hole and throw him in it with his overalls on so that “they” dont rob him one last time

Me and my brother shared a room one time and right outside our door to the right was a bathroom that was always left open with the light on. One night I woke up and noticed the light to the bathroom was being blocked out by 2 large dark figures that seemed to be holding hands and walking towards my bed. My bed was opposite the door and my brothers was to the right of the door. I quickly decided to get up and run to my brothers bed instead of waiting for them to reach me and my brother complained that I had kneed him in the back and told me to fuck off. I turned around and saw them still going towards my bed until they hit the wall behind it and disappeared. Idk what that was, probably my brain messing with me, but it was terrifying.

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To make it worse I am also lactose intollerant

Yeah I cant drink beer or I’ll get so bloated that I have to force myself to vomit to get the gas out

I dont have the ability to burp. Didnt think it was that big of a deal until recently learning its a condition called R-CPD and is directly responsible for the stomach problems I’ve had all my life