This time for sure, I’ll throw away every bow I get, just blade and magic this time! Oh wow, you can conjure a sword that does way more damage than the swords I have access to. Let’s see what else I can conj- and I’m a stealth archer with a bound bow, damnit…

I’ll do the same for Icelandic “Allir kúkutímar eru pissutímar en ekki allir pissutímar eru kúkutímar”

If I was a predator looking for prey and saw that, I’d think twice.

I have some spices in my cabinet

I value my privacy

Genuinely thought it just meant killing a woman and was confused

How the fuck would you function without an inner monologue AND aphantasia…

I play DND with a “theatre of the mind” battle system (no map or miniatures, we just remember where we are) with a a dude who’s a 5 and I have no idea how he does it.

No like, actually fuck them. Have sex with them.

I can’t tell if this is supposed to be a white russian or an iced latte. Either way I want it.

For all we know, those could be thigh high socks

But the skin is the best part!