My Subaru had a paid app that included the remote start option. Fuck them all gently with a chainsaw. I paid for the fucking car, I want the whole fucking thing.

Rick & Morty

I had the same thought! “Isn’t that what happened in Real Genius?!”

This comment got me in Facebook jail a couple of years ago.

Oat milk, yes, to some extent. Almond milk does a little (less than Oat), but not like cow milk.

This under US$5 milk frother from Ikea. Froth up milk, pour the coffee in, so nice.

I am probably missing something here, doesn’t Friendica fulfill those requirements in and of itself? On mobile I use Fedilab (android) to get to Friendica.