You have too much faith in occupying forces.

I got laid off from my software job then took a physical labor job to make ends meet. I got promoted to management and used my software skills to automate most of my job. This is my recommended career path.

Yeah, you can just reprint satirical articles a week later and they are factual.

I assumed it would take you a few loops to figure out what was going on, but 2 is also very possible.

That would happen on Loop 4 or 5