Flamekebab

I’m reminded of Louise Belcher describing safety tape:

Gene: Are we safe here? Louise: Of course! It’s safety tape. They can’t just call it that if it’s (screaming as the mechanical shark smashes through the safety tape)

It’s the same reason I look both ways before crossing the street even if it’s a one-way street - just because something isn’t allowed doesn’t actually stop it from happening.

Work wanted me to go to the US for a thing and thankfully I had family reasons for being able to say no. I’m not setting foot in that country in a long time.