No sane person wants to move to the Untied States now

Good, we shouldn’t be depending on the Untied States for anything

He didn’t even really write that book, the other author did almost all the work

Are the judges of the highest court in America actually high?

Isn’t Trump’s house in Florida?

Trump just wants to get rid of anything good in America. Keeping people safe is “woke”

Wasn’t it less than a year ago Republicans were saying they were okay with immigration, they just want people to go through the legal process

Can we just scrap the Untied States and start over? This franchise needs a reboot

In a sane country, he would be immediately removed from office, or at the very least there’d be a recount

Put him in a bigger peach this time, so he can’t get out

I once forgot to turn off a stove burner and burned a hole in an oven mitt

Put him in a bigger peach this time, so he won’t escape

They need their heads examined

Reminds me of Sheldon Cooper saying “I’m not crazy, my mother had me tested”

Maybe if we let him rant and rave long enough, he’ll tell us how he rigged the election in his favour…and nothing will be done about it

Put him in a bigger peach this time so he can’t get out

When is Trump gonna be charged with hate crimes?

I might be okay with castration for violent rape. The problem is when it’s considered a sex crime for an 18 year old to have sex with a 17 year old. And a lot of other things are branded as sex crimes that shouldn’t be. And Republicans want to make it a sex crime to be gay or transgender

A dumb highschool classmate of mine had a theory that each race of humans is descended from a different kind of ape. He thought he woukd make a lot of money off that theory. The teacher told him he would get lots of money from nazis.

Mangione for congress