Still doesn’t stop them being used against you. If they’re published by “choice” I think that’s easier on the soul, if still painful.

You guys took James Corden off our hands for years, seems only fair.

Meh, it’s just software

I’m shocked. Shocked! Well not that shocked.

Maybe I’m lacking imagination here, but how exactly would… …

“I’m planting landmines on my own land, which would only go off if someone decides to invade”

NOT be defence?