Bismuth subsalicylate, or pink bismuth.

i just take breaks in my cake eating binge to binge tacos. get enough protein in there and you’re fine.

wait, salmonella is typhoid? you’d think they’d want to eradicate that.

don’t listen to kraken they got six fingers

moose already are powerful enough that they hunt orca. giving them goose wings and an extra goose body with a second, very goosey head gives them air supremacy as well as land and sea supremacy.

may moose god have mercy on us all

INSIDE EACH OF US IS A PUNK KID. WHY DO WE KEEP EATING THEM

lucky
mortgages

eh, depends how lucky but yeah.

kids

i consider myself lucky not to have them, but i get everyone has different preferences.

they voted for krasnov the hardest of all the generations

“Buy me Cesar Chavez flavor, they really taste better than the Harriet Tubmans”

hey lay off the money hole

yup! i worked my ass off, and a very generous expected audience for my book is maybe 4000 to 5000, over the course of the next 20 years. not per year, total.

and i would not change a word of it.

that’s not fair. those rich 30killionaires may be whiny, but some of them whine that millionaires and billionaires should actually contribute to society. being a 30killionaire is rough, i don’t blame them for whining.

did the stray kitty cat stick around for snuggles?

well it was your idea so now you gotta do it

this sucks i got a bag of really curly 'p’s and 'q’s

from what my sibling who did poli sci taught me, a lot of those stances are logical conclusions of the explicit property rights stances (liberal theory promotes personal, private and public property, whereas communism (if i understand it correctly and let me be clear i don’t) does away with private property. i’m not well read enough on the subject to say specifically where or how).

we really need different word in english for [member of the communist party] and [believer in/promoter of communism].

bad ass malfunctioning sexual education?

120 grit? amateur. we do 400 here. gotta slice that billionaire nice and thin for our soup

i feel deeply for every engineer that worked on this that had to fake shock and sadness when it whoopsie doodled

i thought it was the mime with a slide whistle that did sound effects for every chop

it better be, otherwise i’ve been practicing this slide whistle for nothing