my mother got us a personalized one that’s cute about our cats. it’s also tiny. the sentiment is there, but it works better as a kitchen mat. except it says CLOSE THE DAMN DOOR THE CAT’S LOOSE and has little cute pictures of my cats

honestly, nm scale anything is so teensy it’s art to me.

Oh I’ve got all kinds of evil planned

Thank you for the condensed explanation. So first, i spent all day on hold and my brain is exhausted. I apologize for the ramble. Can I tell you my worry? It was only recently that we were discussing the use of LLMs to create bullshit documents in the Trump-Epstein Friendship Archive (TEFA) so as to try to hide a proverbial needle in a haystack. Here’s my supposition: that some records in the TEFA are falsified with the intent of adding bullshit bigoted narratives to the historical record.

I mean they say you write what you know

Ah gotcha. Thank you for the actual explanation and link it’s a clever but blatantly naked fraud. One of those things that you’d think the only reason they got caught is because they pushed it too far.

is there a way to do no-till if your soil is in the clay part of the triangle? or should i just plant perennials like artichokes?

my farming textbook says i should use furrow irrigation. that demands a little tilling.

oh, the difference is we don’t pause it. we just turn on the subtitles

right right when i wrote that comment, i had just been on hold for four godsdamned hours and then they answered. and then my phone’s battery died. this fucking day i hate being on hold they are going to go home before they answer again.

yup. there’s a few hand signs everyone knows so we all know whether to play the intro, bridge, solo, verse, chorus, ending, etc. if it’s your song, you lead it and you need to be responsive to the crowd. monty python caused us to call ourselves an anarcho-syndicalist commune but we just enjoyed the time we had together.

if i could direct this to kilmeade i would, “get on one of those tankers and pilot it through yourself coward”

and send everyone who disagrees to the beaches of the gulf of america (i need a vacation)

that’s not what i’m asking. i know how to buy losses. i can set you up with losses if you want to buy losses, same way the rich folk are doing. it’s a very uncomplicated scheme. i’m asking what the Cum and Ex in CumCum or CumEx are short for so i can look it up and do my own research without googling Cum how much more explicit can i be

like how FedEx means Federal Express

yeah they are a bunch of shitasses

it depends where you look. there’s been intentional economic globalism in areas. regionalism? we applauded nixon for making inroads with china.

an interconnected global economy is the soundest defensive military policy i can think of. what government is going to be fool enough to blow up iran’s economy when iran’s economy is their economy too? (yes krasnov is fool enough it was a stupid question but you get it right?)

Do not feel bad about it. We are alive, after all. And being alive is pretty much a constant stream of embarrassment.

no this one is so stupid. it’s like dollarydoo but stupid

do you make fun of your shows and shout “no don’t go in there” and whatnot and have puppet shows during breaks and pretend you are a little robot stuck in space (go watch Mystery Science Theater 3000 seriously) or do you sit in silence and enjoy cinema as critics and only the snootiest frenchmen demand cinema to be experienced? they’re both valid and fun, just y’know, they’re very different experiences

the mst3k experience is a little more fun for watching shows with hateable characters

noooooooooooo

my racist uncle with cerebral palsy just married an even more racist “italian princess” from argentina. who speaks less spanish than me. whose family was third generation argentine. i went to their wedding to try to welcome her into the family, she saw my mobility device, sneered, and i literally have not been able to get a single word out of her. good job, uncle!

my mother loves her for some reason.

oh gods they’re going to try to rename it the donlar aren’t they