I need a better option then. What can yall suggest?

Def quid pro quo and shit.

Looks likes the telecom equivalent of when the flintstones met the jetsons.

ICE: brought to you by the “I can’t eats my shredded wheats no next to a black. Or drink from the same water fountain!” crowd. The ultimate snowflakes.

Can you ascertain if them titties are from a gorilla, a horse or yo mama?

Feel no shame for this my brother in God, no one thought you’d amount to much but look at you now! Exceeding expectations…you’ve done well!

I need to see the logo first.

Now he’s sucking trench cock instead of those pristine Pride parade Johnsons. Leopard eating faces is wonderful.

They at least go to the same barber.

Jess just created LIEnix.

Uncle Whore-ass was the life of the party

Fanning the flame with your spinning, stretched out ball sacks is a pro move.

I have a cousin who spoke Spanish like El Chavo del Ocho because he only had access to Spanish channels in the US. Hilarious.

And the Guests are disheveled. /s

How about Rudolf the Red Nose Reindeer?

The “original” snowflakes. “I can’t drink from the same water fountain as a colored person!” Type of people.

Perhaps. Or not. We’ll never know. Or will we? Perhaps.

Kimmy is in deep shit now. Just like Trump, those charges are gonna sting.

Looks like a wizard with a wand that just turned someone into a happy dog with an anal fetish. Right? Oh jeezus, I may need help.

I’m replacing doggystyle with weevilstyle. My lady is gonna dig it.