Is this based? This sounds based.

I can’t read the article bc it requires an account.

Maybe he’ll try out that waterslide in Kansas

“Nobody’s better at torture than me.” “Nobody knows more about torture than I do.”

True, not sure there’s much in there though

Yes

Is that what this was? I’m not even collecting Social Security

He announced the White House will be hosting a UFC fight next year does that count

Dream? Hard to say since I’ve never been outside the US. Maybe Ireland?

Reality? Pretty much anywhere that I would have the opportunity to make a living.

I’m still surprised he’s alive tbh

Oh my God is that why I taste vomit if I eat a Hershey’s bar then drink a glass of water

There are some interesting takes in here.

Say it with me kids:

“Every accusation is a confession”