I literally live where the “Pluot,” a combination of a plum and apricot, was first bred. So it has to be that.

Personally, I don’t like them that much. I’d prefer to have my plums and apricots separated, Tuvix style.

You can’t own your girlfriend, man. But you can license them for $99.99/year.

I think it’s pretty normal to hate pop. Doesn’t matter where it’s from; most pop is corporate garbage with no soul or emotion. J-pop, K-pop, Latin-pop doesn’t change this. Only the language the soulless corporate music is sang in.

You’d have to prove it was not only you watching them, but that they were watched somewhere other than the crime scene. I mean, it’s entirely possible to run YouTube on your phone while you’re killing someone. Or be running YouTube at your home while you’re not there.

Considering the ads, names and jingles?

They come up with all of them after taking the drugs themselves. And not necessarily the ones they are naming.

A low-mid range PC. Maybe? Prices for components are fucking wack and I’m broke anyway, so I am not sure how far 1000 dollars would go rn.

My current PC was ~$900, built in 2019 and was for low-entry VR, or high performance in flat space games for 1080p res and 144hz.

Self-love is free tho. Just use your hands. 🤷🏻‍♂️

I don’t want wealth. I want things and to do activities that require money. If I could skip the money and just have the things and activities, I would be happy.

me and my doppelganger

“Shoot him! I’m the real Kolanaki!”

Gets shot

“How did you know?”

“If they were the real Kolanaki, they would have just said Kolanaki.”

China, Russia, North Korea! Regime changes for everyone! \o/

I am strongly atheist, and I don’t think I could ever feel like they were equal in intelligence, and respect someone who believes in total nonsense.

“Rosebud…”

You don’t even have to have ever seen the movie to know it!

I want him actually removed from office. He was already impeached. Twice! It didn’t do anything.

REM has a more appropriate song.

That’s why we are all plastic.

It would be great if they actually went around asking kids what slime is made of or why it became synonymous with Nickelodeon and then sliming them if they answer “I don’t know.”

I was there for it and even I barely remember You Can’t Say That on Television.

I think it’s basically just “feature creep.” Too many ideas trying to be crammed into one symbol. And what’s annoying, to me, is that the rainbow by itself was already supposed to represent everyone. That’s why it is a rainbow.

My new apartment is haunted. Every night around 3 am, I hear the ghastly wails of “we’re cooked, chat” and “lol I paid the ‘phantom’ tax! Get it?”

How come they are always from some far-off time period? You’d think someone would have encountered a ghost of someone who died a week prior by now.