Given how many species we drove to extinction, dogs got it pretty good

We talking jizz? Huge fan of jizz.

https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Jizz

Woah is that a covered stoop? Whores.

Uno is too big of a number he’d probably get confused

You think I want a seal who’s name is still literally seel evolve into a dugong that’s also just named dewgong? or do I want to see sealmon become omniwar metal sealteam6mon?

This is sadly what a lot of gambling hotlines deal with. People call in for help with their fanduel app

CNN’s inability to call out trumps lies and fascist tendencies over the years is how we got here. If media giants weren’t focused on maximizing profit, there would be less people regretting their vote right now.