Ah, tackling the real issues. Good work GQP. Keep simping for some fat orange guy, if you simp hard enough, maybe he’ll let you clean up the dribble.

I hope this person loses their Medicaid. What an awful individual.

I had no effing clue what was up with that image until…… some more news covered it.

Am I out of touch?

Meow mew? Mew!

Meow!

Cool story, brah!

The workers should ensure they don’t remain on the fortune 100 list. :3c

Shit! You got deadlines, and managers or customers piling in? Yeah, they don’t pass, but who cares! The code works….probably! Ship it!

You can also take it to a welding shop. I would bet that would be cheap enough to have them weld.

Here you go: 🍿

Yum yum slop, eat it up. Yum yum slop, fill me up!

The less fortunate will suffer earlier, and worse. Soooooo….

Yeah that stuck out too, and the part about illegal immigrants working as slaves. Like, yes, that isn’t good. But the solution is to….? Deport them? What?

Absolutely no one. Literally no one was talking about it, not one person. It’s wild, how could we have possibly known!!??

Yeah, today was a B with a side of G H and I

Honestly with the corrupt courts, he probably can.

Vim gang, rise up!

Oh man, here it comes! Just what we need! Ai coding and running the micro trades on Wall Street! Choo choo baby! Collapse just keeps speeding up!

Fuck it, 500% tariffs on everyone!

Next headline: tRump administration blocks California from issuing any more regulations, mandates microbes in drinks. tRump quoted: ‘make drinks great again! We’re bringing back the plastic straw! Paper straws, so dumb, many experts call plastic the best! Now we’re making them better with beads!’