The head. Which is where hats go. The point of the dog wearing pants meme is that both options are still worn on the dog’s legs.

I imagine it’s utilized in more “serious” investigations and they just can’t be arsed for theft.

I’d take one loose Pitbull over 50 rabid tigers let loose in an elementary school. Loose rabid tigers are fucking dangerous and make me consider exercising my right to carry a bazooka even though I’m generally repulsed by the idea.

Top 6 hours or top 12 hours seems to have a better range of options. Try those.