Ouch. Shards of glass & metal through his hand.

Ideally his grave will be in a landfill in Siberia, not that I would want you to travel that far to piss on his grave, but he does belong in the most remote Siberian landfill.

I feel ya. Me too 😄 Fediverse allows us to speak our minds, usually.

I’m pretty sure bon Jovi & def Leppard were classified as hard rock. Even though they had some sweet ballads, it was mostly their metal-looking aesthetic that at a glance people might assume metal.

DJT will receive the same sentiments after he dies. Soon I hope.

What are the odds that someone who enjoys reading & writing as a hobby (forums like Lemmy attract such people), also has the perfect anecdote to accompany OP’s comic 🤔 Well-written & detailed & several details seem highly unlikely.

I sense creative fiction here.

As we all know from the brilliant movie Idiocracy,

I don’t feel like finishing that sentence because I’m tired.

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“without working??” Wait you lost me. How the hell is someone supposed to live in a $5 million house if they’re not working to earn the $5 million to pay for the house?

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Yeah the price of new cars nowadays is the same price as a whole damn four-bedroom house used to cost.

Then why are you worried about hair loss?

Could buy a two-bedroom house here in California for a few million.

Most states in the USA.

But some states don’t require it. Like South Dakota is super chill & doesn’t require it.

We can always lean on the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster in trying times like this.

14 upvotes on this post announcing Chuck Norris death, 7% downvotes, and no comments (until this one). How would I feel if people reacted this way to my death?

A newborn baby bathtub and ramen noodles?

Eight maids a-milking

Seven swans a-swimming

Six geese a-laying

Five golden rings

Four calling birds

Three french hens

Two turtle doves

and a partridge in a pear tree

Where is Haystack Rock?