I made that same joke just a few hours ago :D

The Combat Wombat

Number 15: Explosive diarrhea lettuce

The last thing you’d want on your wagon travel route is someone’s unmonitored parasite. But as it turns out, that might be what you get.

This just made me realize that there are two characters in TADC named Caine and Abel who worked together until Caine deleted Abel…

This is very close to how I act towards my dad whenever he complains about his Windows 11 updates and performance.

I have almost never purchased any games from all these shady companies like EA/ActiBliz/Sony/Microsoft. I usually prefer indie games and buy DRM-free stuff from GOG whenever possible. Yet, ironically it feels like I’m not doing my part because I have nothing to unsubscribe from or start boycotting.

I guess spreading the word is also a way to contribute.

🅱️ops?

Thanks for the advice, creepy sheepy

Another example of how FOSS contains dark patterns and uses anti-competitive practices against big tech. Typical. /s

More like getting raw-dogged by it…

Yeah, be wary of lizard people

It is useless to any sane person who doesn’t want people to fight each other.

The concept of assists makes it even more interesting. I can think of a bunch of people who would have a huge number.

No need for that because by definition it’s only displayed above people’s heads. You can tell someone isn’t human if nothing is displayed over them.

This reminds me of this animated YT video in which timers are displayed above peoples’ heads that show the amount of seconds passed since that person last shit their pants: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/WgbI5orsSMY

Over night, social hierarchies are upturned, respect is earned and lost based on that number.

Wetness day

KDR

“So you think you’re safe behind that glass pane? Let’s test that theory.”

The best Medical Monday rap

No, that’s Lavoris. You’re thinking of clitoris, the type of black candy made from a plant’s dried root.