All religions are basically the same. They all came about by guys trying to explain things that they couldn’t understand. And all of them are similar with things like a virgin birth.

I’d be too afraid to give him a handjob. I can only imagine what force “his stream” would spew out.

Well now those elites who want to hold onto their power and control want us to fight among ourselves. Less scrutiny on how we are getting screwed by them

those are the one’s that I was thinking about

Good point. Hard to code and note for insurance that you had to extract a light bulb from someone’s ass. Insurance Company - “We don’t cover light bulbs up the ass”…you will have to pay cash.

Isn’t that called “original sin”? What a fucked up concept. Every single person born starts out in the negative for shit that they never did

Too many people don’t understand supply and demand. Trades people are always in demand. Just another guy with some joke college degree is not.

Lots of people that live locally near Disneyland or Disney World have annual passes. Except for a few “blackout” dates you can go for free everyday. I can’t imagine why you would even go more than, maybe every 6 months.

First out loud laugh of the day

Understood, but then what is your favorite position to be in when being anally pounded?

I always find it fascinating how the patient says they have NO idea how a remote or a light bulb wound up wedged in their ass

Why is it that as men get older they no longer get morning wood?

Adults going to DisneyWorld as if it was a sacred shrine

https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/6564783-we-executed-many-people-by-ring-squad-without-knowing-if

THIS reminded me of the days when I would occasionally have dinner at my girlfriends house with her parents and younger sister. My mind would occasionally flash thoughts of her parents and sister wondering how I was enjoying every possible version of sexual activity with their sweet innocent daughter and sister.

Gotta love how he’s holding his boarding pass