all those chilly willies

Yeah, I heard the weather was pretty bad this year. Ngl, though, I feel feel like my fragile sense of masculinity would be much more threatened by a bunch of massive flopping songs on a hot day, than it would be by a bunch of tiny chilly willies on a cold day.

…Hold up. Poor/middle class guys with small schlongs drive huge trucks and loud cars. Does this mean that rich guys with tiny tallywhackers go into politics?

Yeah, ngl, I’m kinda curious about the strudel now.

Like, if it’s good, cool - now I have someone else’s old family recipe for strudel, the origins of which I will refuse to elaborate on.

But if it’s bad, then it’s hilarious that they wrote a fluff piece on the Goebbels family, but included a recipe that would make people hate them again. "This strudel is shit! Fuck this magazine, fuck Goebbels, and fuck this terrible dessert!"

Training isn’t a bad option, though, especially since some jobs will pay you for it. Some trades do paid apprenticeships - the pay isn’t great, but it’s better than paying for training.

Alternately, manufacturing jobs can be pretty good. I had a friend who got a job working in a factory right out of high school - he started at $20/hour, with a sizeable raise after the first year.