sigh Okay scientist, you can look at my dragon dick

… For science

“Wait, what’s the mould for?”

I have been told by my elf lawyer/party wizard that I’m not legally obligated to answer this question

😁

I upvote the same way like I used to on Reddit, but I have no idea what the hell my karma is

I don’t even think it matters but it’s nice to see a post with like 800 upvotes

We’ve been bamboozled and conditioned

Sorry, here’s your dopamine 🔼

🐱

I loved casting clay or Earth golem as a melee warrior

Nothing like beating the shit out of demons with the paving stones tanking hits

I’m a dragon, I fell into lava and panicked, only to find out it was somewhat pleasant

I then unceremoniously got out of said lava and accidentally whipped molten rock at a team mate

The guy carrying tanks of napalm smoking a cigarette always gets to me 😁

I love seeding Wikipedia but it seems like nobody ever needs me to, there’s always like 800 seeders and only 2-3 clients at most, who never connect.

Shrug

Maybe these are his signs

KDE Plasma is genuinely good

Kubuntu is a drop-in replacement for Windows 10

Probably something like ‘absolute narcissism’ / ‘absolute solipsism’.

E.g: The other doesn’t exist, other human beings are trees or whatever

Dude, these are dope! Thank you!

Wow! Super depth!

Ah fuck they’ve figured it out

It’s difficult to find, Project Rene is over two years old now, this is some early test demo footage:

https://youtu.be/IKn3mskT5yM

Project Rene or whatever the hell Sims 5 was supposed to be was suffering from significant takeoff, vision, conceptual and design issues.

Every day, five or six designers would argue about if a feature was inclusive enough, a gesture was offensive, a Simlish term or phrase was close enough to a real life slur.

What they learned was that reality is actually quite cruel and biased and creating their perfect garden hedge-maze of a game removed the essence and life out of it. Sims 5 did not reflect the reality that players actually experienced or had day-to-day, and it was entirely the designer’s fault.

They had created the very thing they despised, a cookie-cutter digital suburbian barbie doll house. With multiplayer, ripe for trolling.

So yeah, I’m not surprised Sims 5 was cancelled.