No physical ugliness ever outshines the ugliness within

Pimp My Whitehouse

The extended DVD for 40 Year Old Virgin features all the “how I know you’re gay” that didn’t make the movie itself. I giggled extensively.

Someone will figure out a way to allow micro-transactions where you pay a small fee to piggyback on existing subscriptions, so you don’t have to pay for everything, you can just drop three bucks to use part of an account that a subscriber isn’t using

I wonder how tough it would be for someone to start a DVD cottage industry, replicating the old Netflix model, where you mail hard copies of pirated movies upon request? I already order hard copies of movies from Amazon if I know I want them in my collection permanently, but damn, sometimes those are pricey as hell

The math not mathing is a feature, not a bug

Ah fair, thanks for clarifying!

“When a company CEO logs into their Slack and sees 10,000 Clippy’s looking back at them, what I hope occurs is that they intuitively understand that they no longer live in a world where they can get away with fucking over the consumer.”

No they won’t, they will understand that they need to make sure they’re improving the PR for their shitty practices and have robust RnD in place to make sure their long-term shitty practice plans are evolving

Where I work we’re only allowed to roll five vacation days forward. Any days not taken above that are paid out at the end of fiscal from the budget of the director, so there is a rather firm rule against management declining vacation requests unless absolutely necessary. Come February, emails are generated every couple of weeks reminding managers to follow up up with employees who have more than a week remaining, so it’s used by March 31.

Dave Brubeck Take Five

Not real, and not spectacular

Everything checks out except the /s

This is unhealthy, add half a spring onion

Santorum

Charts!

-Kyle Dunnigan

Since when is mocking any religion taboo? You guys have been following the wrong comedians.

¿Porque no los dos?

All three look like the thought bubble is “have I been standing here long enough? better stick around for a few more minutes to be sure”

So, no more navy? Sounds plausible

Pffff nice try but it’s pretty clear that sailboat doesn’t give a fuck about that motorboat