The party of pro-life

What could possibly go RIGHT?

Naww… those are just average joros.

What DON’T you keep in one?!

FUCK THAT. The bathrooms in my home are all people-with-penises-and-toxic-masculinity-only!

My wife has to go over to the neighbors’ house to relieve herself!

Does this mean that half of all the repos on GitHub will soon disappear?

Wow… are they playing war crime Pokémon? Gotta commit 'em all!

Isn’t it already a dangerous place to visit?

I got the joke and upvoted.

Craigslist is still far superior

Hot take: Since I’ve seen this article posted a ton lately…

Facts:

• Zuck wasn’t on board
• They were on a different radio channel than the distress call
• By the time they switched to the same radio channel, another vessel was already helping
• The distressed vessel was not in imminent danger, just without power

Be pissed at Zuck for all the right reasons. This isn’t one of them. The captain was just doing his job.

Technically correct, but you’re missing the point. If they did, the level of stupidity would make sense. Nearly half of us seem to be cool with the way things are going on a national level right now. And that’s fucking “brushing your teeth and washing your ass is gay, and gay = bad” level of stupid.

Yes, but then do you also brush your teeth with it? That’s the ultimate not-gay test

Count me as one. I can’t be bothered to take the time off or pay for a diagnostic procedure. If it found something, I’d be extra fucked anyway. Why bother?

-high five-

Just turn that metal box into a ballroom and let’s make this happen!

I remember having recruiters/companies bidding against each other to give me a job (software industry). Now I’m dodging layoffs.

Interviewer: “Another one bites the dust”

Probably. Or some loser with WAY too much time to waste

Hey… my Pepe folder has been collected and curated carefully for decades