As someone with ADHD, I feel this.
If there isn’t someone constantly pressuring me to get it done, I will never start it. The only way I know how to work is under constant pressure. I perform my best when scrambling at the last minute to get it done before it’s too late.
For anyone who’s doesn’t remember the original post: this was a joke. OP was having their porch replaced and decided to use the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever.