Hello, goodbye, t’was nice to know you

How I find myself without you

That I’ll never know - Honeybee

I let myself go

Stephen Miller would be downright pissed off if it wasn’t.

That’s what makes him such a colossal pile of human excrement.

Oh come on now. Wouldn’t you be just a bit sad for the bus?

They saw that video of RFK coming out of the bathroom without shoes on, didn’t they?

Wasn’t that a Depeche Mode song?

“The Bible teaches that those people are worthy of death. They are supposed to be executed by the government. We are not to take the law into our own hands.”

Ah yes, Jesus was famously pro-death penalty as long as only the state was enforcing it.

Tell me you didn’t pay attention in Spatial Distortion as Applied to Time Dilation class without telling me you didn’t pay attention in Spatial Distortion as Applied to Time Dilation class.

I thought this was going to be about Elon Musk’s new political party.

They even have their own party salute!

Ted Cruz frantically trying to book a flight to anywhere outside of the states.

A draft dodger removing the name of a political martyr from a naval warship is EXACTLY what I had on my Fucked Up Bingo Card of 2025.

People who are only moral because they fear going to hell scare the piss out of me.

Jesus, it’s like you were in the room when it happened…

Money is speech.

So shut the fuck up, peasants, and let the people with money talk.

–Citizens United Decision

fix

Which is why it won’t happen.

Turns out Elon has a face, and leopards are going to do what leopards are going to do.

I wonder if that could be used on billionaires that threaten the “big, beautiful bill ™”?

Oh, this is going to get good, isn’t it?

$50 says they’re not Americans.

This republic has really gone bananas.