

Not with a porn that starts this way. I quite frankly couldn’t finish


Not with a porn that starts this way. I quite frankly couldn’t finish


I shit my bed, too


My name’s not dexerto and stop telling me to fuck off! I’m sick of everyone ganging up on me!
Who is that I don’t know who Epstein’s boss is, what are you talking about, that’s not one of my alt accounts nor is this another one of mine? Go have someone sit on your face and forget about lil ol me, unless you wanna talk about our lord, Jesus Christ, and also, his dad, who will fuck your shit up if you don’t talk about his invisible penis once 'n a while.
Well, I had 260 people come through me just last night at our emergency church service at midnight that definitely wasn’t a booty call on my congregation
No the secret is not caring enough to
I’ll wear your clothes too, for a long time, if you let me
My sister was on the rag that I sent to space. Shit was bloody everywhere
I also like upskirt, particularly trans upskirt. I love lady dicks dangling under fabric in public!
Bless you. As the leader of the Mormon Occultism sect of Christianity, I proclaim this man and/woman, or whatever gender they may identify this week, is living just as our lord, Jesus Christ, did and died for! Now where are my nipple clamps? Joseph Smith better miracle his ass to my orgy, or I’ll miracle him there myself!
You do you, I’ll do me, and we’ll meet back here when we wanna touch each other in a profound way as Jesus Christ touched me in a Mormon church the other week, and that was when I was touching myself!
I’ll fuck ur mom’s ass in front of doctor if she she needed someone to do that to save her from bowel cancer or some shit
You shouldn’t have sexual relations with animals unless they consent, bro. Thems the rules.
I ain’t never fucked a cow, just large women, and I’ll do it again for the sake of bringing Jesus Christ into their hearts and souls.
Why’d you post the smiley giving Shrek a blowjob?
I get turned on by the idea of a woman with authority stepping on my dick
The third or fourth or fifth party we’re talking to, or all we all you? I could totally be this whole conversation and be both sides of it, y’know? I could be you, bro. You could be me, but y’know, you hold on to that delusion of a self.
I’ll take some of his fans if he needs to lessen what he’s gotta deal with. I will turn them into superweapons capable of destroying all the resounding forces of good united as one to oppose us, specifically, but I’m doing this out of the goodness of my heart, honest.