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6·1 day agoThat’s probably going to be the reaponse:
14·2 days agoThis is the means of production. We seized it. This is home now.
Time to order one unit of the cheapest thing on the menu and free cups of water for you and your 40 closest friends. More than likely, someone will be around quickly to cancel that and take your real order. Otherwise, wait for your original order and immediately request a refund.
Okay, we are a union of networked instances now. What can we make for you, comrade?
“Cronyism and self-dealing in my laissez-faire capitalism?”
It’s more likely than you think.
25·2 days agoProbably Deez
C’mon, don’t be obtuse. You know full well that they’re referring to The Third Servile War of the Roman Republic, 73-71 BCE, led by Spartacus.
No telling, really, but can he even be defeated in any psychological sense? Who among us has the power to deliver a fate worse than living as Stephen Miller?
2·3 days agoYeah, that sounds like the better, albeit less fun, solution. I sometimes think about getting a place with a garden large enough to grow the majority of my nutrients.
Should be returned to the store at about 10,000kph
Far less annoying and much more useful.
What, and toast my bread like some kind of neanderthal?
Wicke- wicke- wicke- wicke- wickerwork: An anthropological history
No longer a mystery
Sit down and hear our factual sophistry
In rhymes so fast that they’re blistery
It died peacefully after a life that was longer and happier than average, surrounded by loved ones, and having come to terms with its mortality beforehand.
I propose a protest to toss food and beverage over the fences.
This makes me think I’d enjoy a Beauty and the Beast movie set in Mongolia with this guy as Gaston’s character, but renamed “Galdan.”
Really looking forward to his version of Gaston’s song featuring, yurts, archery, yaks, mare’s milk, etc.