I hear there have been new advancements in burger technology. Does that count?

Or else it’s TACO time!

This was all new to me a few moments ago. After some reading, I found an interesting article:

https://www.elle.com/life-love/sex-relationships/a37288143/0168-0169-the-femcel-revolution-september-2021/

Sorry if it doesn’t quite fit the sub or the meme. I just found it helpful and at least tangentially relevant to a broader understanding of these phenomena.

Or else it will be the deep state Democrats fault for sabotaging Trumps Fantastic Food Fulfillment suggestion directive.

Truly awful. Like tobacco executive levels of amoral behavior.

I believe you’re right. There are a few other common birds that are invasive too, including pigeons, if I remember correctly.

Oh my God, you’re right! I think I just found one of their contractors:

https://www.thedronebird.com/products/

Quick! Get the word out! I probably don’t have much ti

Judging by its orientation, I’d guess the State of Wyoming did something to piss off a group of Idahoan network engineers.

Honestly, I like rain. I lived for a long time in a place that was almost always sunny, with summer temps getting into the high 30s.

Oh, that would be perfect! Our local avian rescue has had three unhomed crows for a while. I think they got another one recently, so it would be four good caws.

Imagine ending up in prison because your bird picked up something wildly illegal and immoral from the song of a neighbor.

That’d make for a great element in a modern remake of the movie, The Birds.

Researchers trying to reduce the distortion are tracking the patterns. They can’t figure it out until a main character, a blind audiologist who lost his vision in the first attack many decades ago, has an epiphany and suggests assembling the images in sequence to form a video. It shows a bird flying and flapping its wings. The researchers keep gathering data, making the video longer and more complex.The bird now also does loops and spins. The researchers set up remote microphones all over the world and network them with their computer so it can compile in real time.

We learn that blind main character has now trained himself to “see” the images that he hears. Main character and love interest colleague walk through the park discussing their work as a flimsy pretext to spend time together. All of a sudden, the birdsong changes. “Run, love interest!” says main character, but love interest won’t leave main character behind. The camera pans over to the computer screen in their laboratory, which overlooks the park. The video now shows another scene at the end, an enormous eagle shredding a person with its talons and beak.

That’s all I’ve got so far.

I dunno, but here’s an example of Doom over audio spectrography to help get you started. Sorry in advance for the devil link:

Doom spectrogram via the most wretched hive of scum and villainy that starts with the letter ‘R’

I was kinda hoping someone would do the whole redditsniper thing with one of the drone comments.

I feel like starlings are pretty common.

And also make for a giant network of bird-dropping cataclysms weaving through the most populous areas.

https://news.wisc.edu/content/uploads/2017/04/Internet-Atlas-map.jpg

Yeah, if anything, this just proves they’re trancieving digital data. Not a good look for things that supposedly are not government surveillance drones. Imagine the mental gymnastics of someone still calling them animals afrer uploadung a digital file to something that looks like it’s covered in patchwork taxidermy from mammal and reptile parts and that spends all day flying, watching people, marking targets with paint and making jerky mechanical movements. I guess it takes all kinds to make a world, but still.

How many birds do I need for about 4 hours at 15 Mbps? I want to watch The Return of the King in 4k.

Here for the obligatory “I’d tap that” quip.