I sure am glad we dodged that bullet by not electing Kamala! Could you imagine the hell we’d be living gin right now?

• Me in an alternate universe where there aren’t dumbfuck protest voters.

It’s fucking hilarious how, suddenly- the protest-vote/non-vote ignorati are pleading with everyone to unify- while ignoring the fact that they were the ones that told us all to fuck off when we were trying to rally everyone to stand against the exact thing that that resulted from Their bullshit protesting.

I fucking called it!

I said that they’d all disappear after the election, and then return as victims of their refusal to unify against trump- and that is exact what is happening.

I hope they all enjoy the bed they made. I sincerely hope the cacophony of all the suffering they caused doesn’t keep them awake all night.

The irony in this statement is also, palpable. Non-voters that blame ACTUAL voters for trump aren’t allies.

The irony in this statement is palpable.

They didn’t vote for it though. They just didn’t vote to stop it.

It must be easy to stand from on high in judgement of others when you aren’t the one that stood to lose anything, because It’s the ones that have nothing to lose that always go all-in at the table.

Your lack of regret clearly illustrates that your decision was influenced by a colossal amount of entitlement.

So… protests votes DO work. I must have been confused earlier. I think I understand now.

Protests vote when you’re not getting the perfect outcome, and everyone else can kindly insert themselves under the that bus headed this way.

Super fantastic! Thanks for clearing this up. Again, I knew it was one or the other.

So… protest votes don’t work. Got it. Thanks. I knew it was one or the other.

So, protest voting worked in this case?

So you’re saying that protests votes don’t work?

The Protest Vote Paradox™

As we’ve all read time after time in the months leading up to the election, the Protest Vote™ simply states states that:

“We refuse to vote against a Tyrant-Felon in order to send a clear and concise message that we will not stand for [roll D20 for random popular single issue], and alongside our refusal to vote against the Tyrant-Felon, is a collective hope that the aforementioned clear and concise message- if ignored, is received under unmitigated duress!”

-Cut to Tyrant-Felon’s win, and the aftermath:

Wether observed or not, the behavior of the Protest Voter will attempt to achieve the following:
• Obnoxiously tell everyone “We told you all what would happen!”
• Claim there is “No way protest voting could cause trump to win.”

As both of these options cannot simultaneously be true in the same reality without breaking important time-space things that we would probably prefer not be broken- we are left with only a few logical conclusions:

1. Protest voters have no idea what they’re talking about.
2. Protest voters don’t understand the concept of hypocrisy.
3. Protest voters have somehow learned to defy reality and become exempt from the concept of paradoxes, thus creating an entirely new study of theoretical science, known as Bulletproof Symbiotic Hypocrisy Theory, or BLsHt.

Something, something, something Ted Talk.

You know, I’ve seen FAR more leftists and third party vote wasters saying this than I ever see democrats saying it.

And you don’t think marxists have a Marxist bias?

ROFL!