They gotta do like Thanos and use the stones to destroy the stones.

You could try Heroes of the Storm. It’s shorter, team combat focused, and all xp is shared.

Not when they’ll get blamed for it and it’ll effect the midterms

Be real, his mom looks like Trump in a wig and makeup

It can be an expensive initial investment these days. To get back to it would likely require a state sponsored program with classes on how it all actually works.

People are mostly doing it because diapers are better than they were in the past.

He was the caddy in Happy Gilmore 2

What if they’re a gardener?

Boredom is often enough of a motivator, and nothing stops them from doing those things even though they don’t need to.

He didn’t specify what kind of immortality, so let’s assume it’s the kind where you don’t have to worry about food, water, sleep, or dying