After thw wedding is done the father goes “And kid you’d be no smoking anymore get me? I don’t wanna hear you went to buy a pack or whatever…”

Years ago I read “shotgun wedding” and thought it was common to see a guy having to marry a girl he fucked while her father was there at the side with a rifle.

Capaz son asi andá a saber…

No absolutely no they then furn to treat you like shit so they squeeze more.from you. The relationship employee business ahould be simbiotic not a tug of war. Pay me fairly for reasonable amount of hours and I’ll gladly work.

Same here we playing the long con.

Fair and valid point Sir tho you have to admit Puyo Puyo hardcore fans are a rarity.

Either by Motoko being real of Becoming Mayor Kusanagi I’m headbutting that button ASAP.

I have never seen such strong opinion about Puyo puyo WTH?

FF Cotw why in the everliving fuck put that idiot in the game. Sure you can make millions by putting CR7 in the game same as you can make 10 grand by sucking dicks for a 20 in an alleyway. I can’t believe how many shit decisions they make and still have enough money to burn on it.

Loved MK 1 then 2 blew my mind 3 was good 4 blew my mind again. Then until 9 I didn’t touch anything too goofy I haven’t been able to play the single player much (of DA Deception and Armageddon) but didn’t click anyway. MK9 was goated. Then MKX didn’t liked it at all (cant handle a game with such bad animations). Loved 11 and now MK1 is like meh.

Wasn’t a sequel but I used to love League until Yone and the healing meta. Sylas saved it for a while; like I love gimmick chars and a rebel to boost, sign me TF in. But all in all the BS balance the toxicity the lack of respect for my time, it was too much. Switched to WF and couldn’t believe how chill it was.

If Kotor cannot be canon then I don’t want the story…

Moving to lemmy is the hard one? I mean I just made an account and started posting. Did I skip a step or something?

And body knows it!!

Narrator: Then while Casey sips his tea, dozen of lemmy users think for themselves “heh… stupid casey made me chucke…”. As he puts down his tea he winks, and everyone had a moment there…

This is one of the most blursed XKCDs

I was thinking in Jesus in wtf expression. And the text goes. “Dude I never said any of that shit!”

I want to make me a version of it.

Before I went to the comments I wished no one mentioned that. As a DBA I fucking hate you…

What the fuck is with the image change to a Black girl?

As in history, all of them
As in art?
Blasphemous.
La puta madre que belleza de juego.

A capture of an ASCII art of an edited drawing from a photo taken more than a decade ago… If it’s intentionally part of the message… Damn I get philosophical about it…

Oh ok thanks for the info I think I’ll try.