What you didn’t tie your wife up in the basement for six months?

Lucky it took me six months to get the proper level of stockholm syndrome into my now wife.

Are you still friend zoned?

Sideways obviously.

Finally the corruption is transparent so it’s better now.

Predator killed by prey defending itself.

What’s the potatoe density and does the angle of the property reflect the zero sq ft at the earths core to the light year or does it remain constant at 1200 sq ft per foot each way?

Still missing key information.

Is his house his whole property?

But when you start the journey with Rita Hayworth all bets are off.

That’s missing key information.

Only the first inch though after that it’s fresh.

Isn’t that the preacher zone?

What kind of cheese?

If my grandma had wheels she’d be the fastest prostitute in her nursing home.

It’s missing the ham and peas that a true carbonara should have.

Person of New York.

There’s nothing gay about banging dudes.

Like all good coke it’s mostly meth.

I always run into my high-school acquaintances at our coke dealers.

Harris definitely would have been worse for Gaza though.