“No, I said MASS SHOOTING, not missed movie!”

Oops! I’m really glad you clarified that for me. Would you like me to give you first aid tips?

And people keep voting for it. Sad!

American Voters: “Republicans are better for Job Creation! We heard it on The News.”

I DO NOT GIVE PERMISSION FOR TEH FACE BOOKS TO USE MY WHATEVER

Ayn Rand has entered the chat.

No. The media will crush them.

Face it. This is reality. He’s in power for life, then Junior.

Pig.

Still dead!

The all time best combo.

Long as the sauce doesn’t tend to separate, that should work. Man, if you had some shawarma to go on that.

My wife talked me into spending the money for a steel, and it’s upped my pizza game to no end.

Some dude must pop a boner over Christian girls with horse face.

You kids today and your fancy expensive food. nO 1 wAnTs 2 wOrK nE mOaR!!!1

“Now I’m gonna kick it up a notch with bleach and ivermectin. BAM!”

She’s not supposed to be wearing adornments anyway.

Poor downtrodden evangelicals. It’s only the dominant religion in the United States, controlling all three branches of government and having a virtual monopoly on media coverage.

Until we all bend the knee, they’re just PERSECUTED.

But Al Franken made a butt joke!

The Epstein files are dead. The war and gas prices did what Dear Leader wanted.