‘Oh no, not again’ is something a bowl of petunias would say at the time of reincarnation.

Global warming - there won’t be any snow.

What a time to be literate.

Well there’s your problem. It helps to be hard.

Why’s it called a blow job when you’re mostly sucking it?

Because the term started life as "A below job - i.e. below the belt - and mutated to blow job because whispered quickly, in the backseat of a car, that’s what it sounds like.