

Don’t you love how not only is everything so expensive, but they’re also all worse quality 😁
Rawr! I’m a dragon! Fear me!
Or don’t. That works too.
I’m Sour of the Noodle Council®. I’m here to just dragon it up and be a dragon, and to observe your interactions with my dragoniness to report my findings back to the Noodle Council®
Satire. I’m not actually a dragon nor am I sending information to a fictional council of zylants that secretly rule the pasta underworld.
Also my human persona does occasionally bleed through the cracks. Don’t mind her. Just throw a bar of chocolate and some weed into the void. She’ll chase after them.


Don’t you love how not only is everything so expensive, but they’re also all worse quality 😁


Gotta get a little French in this joint, don’t we? MERDE!
(I may have misunderstood what you meant. If so, my apologies.)
Na. That happens in the bedroom


This is very uplifting news! 😄
Oh, uh, wow. I did not know that.
I mean, that’s how I eat chips. Just vore the whole bag. Doesn’t everyone?
Green bananas are better in smoothies imo. Just my preference though. Can’t speak for others.
I feel like this would be one of those “I’m Spartacus” moments
Yeah. I feel like I need to break some bad news to my spouse or something. “Babe, according to this post on Lemmy, we aren’t married”


Encore! Encore! 👏🐲
Should I set them on fire? Should I roast marshmallows over their smoldering charred remains and make s’mores?
Yes and yes. Did anyone bring any graham crackers. I seem to have left mine in my lair.


(Dragon made a mistake and edited her comment)
I’m flying above it, circling and watching for anyone who dares interrupt your whimsical frolicking.
Or perhaps I’ll just change the whole narrative and say neither of us are frolicking. You’re riding on my back as I fly around.
I’m playing Pokémon Ultra Sun while watching season 2 of Once Upon A Time. Checked out both from the library. Love my local library 📚 🐲


I was playing along. I can edit my other comment to add the /s to prevent any further confusion if you’d like


So disrespectful, some people. Right?


Copypasted from another comment There is a pile of shit in the picture, so if you were to stretch the meaning of the term “shitpost” perhaps it could count? 🤔


There is a pile of shit in the picture, so if you were to stretch the meaning of the term “shitpost” perhaps it could count? 🤔
Damn, I need to start going to my library more often
I’m gonna shove a pineapple up my cousin’s nose!