I got ‘lucky’ and the tiny bit of my DNA attributed to my Neanderthal ancestors is responsible for my awful skin. I have, apparently, incurable dandruff that’s spread to my ears and face. It’s a real pain. Unless I am constantly (and I mean that) washing my face and scalp, it never goes away. Dealt with it all my life.
The only reason Texas doesn’t float off into the Gulf of Mexico is because Oklahoma sucks so hard.
Maybe because they’re spread out over a bunch of different instances?
It isn’t a race. You’re both just trying to get to where you’re going. Have patience.
Jesus Christ can someone just shoot the motherfucker in the face already?!
Tell ‘em to move to Texas where they can have cheap gas as prohibitively expensive property taxes instead!
A modern PC build. Can’t afford a new GPU or RAM. Mainly so I could actually get some use out of a monitor that isn’t fifteen years old.
Nothing like having your kids pay for the house you buy…
I’ve got a Ford Ranger I wanna do the same to. Eventually…
Still a lot cheaper than fuckin’ Micron’s RAM right now.
No Mo’ Pollo no Homo.
It’s estimated that the average person is at least 50% dihydrogen monoxide. Much like spooky skeletons, it’s already inside you.
The end game looks a lot like it currently does. Charge the maximum they can get away with. Set a stupidly high floor, raise it per-person.
AWAB
All Wizards Are Bastards.
Hell, I can grow a decently thick beard, but it never grows past maybe three inches, which means it’s very unevenly long looking. Also my goatee area never grows past an inch and a half long.