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To be 18 and not realize how fuckin raw that shit gets for everyone after about 45 minutes unless you reapply religiously like a goth at the beach 😂

Big dog I’m pushing 30 😭 I have noticed they usually don’t happen when I’m standing, only when I’m seated for a long enough time.

this is way too fucking real i hope the random no reason public ones disappear entirely when this happens i love homeboy but goddamn he gets on my nerves

I mean I’m absolutely going to be feeding it as much dogshit as possible, personally.

…didn’t I see Nicki Minaj with it? Is it… Is the one person fucking Nicki Minaj???

Lot of Seegar, oops. Guatanamara is beautiful, and Cielito Lindo. Makes me ashamed of being a filthy one-language-knower.

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=41N8EHzZL78. (Cielito Lindo)

I ditched mine when I was I think 13. Rip fruitsalad01 lol

Sure, if you’re new, maybe stopping to double check that you did your due diligence and aren’t in a rough spot, maybe once but KEPT😭💀 by the second time I’d be so fucking angry my god

Me when my poor transwoman homie has a Palantir ad up her butt and I gotta help scoop it out like a toy without a flared base😓

Ecoterrorism til death. Lol. Such a funny joke.

Unrelatable since I got a septum ring. Why so many boogies

Allegedly it’s sold like a spice in NK but honestly at this point I have no idea what to believe or not believe when I hear something about anything there. Which is probably intended but still lol

And yet another reason my wife should be supreme overlord of the world, I see

I have said more than once that international conflict needs to be resolved by more head of state on head of state boxing matches instead of ridiculous bombing campaigns that mostly kill civilians who, in my experience as one myself, have a near universal opinion of “basically all war is stupid”

I actually googled it and deleted my comment bc it seems to have done a nice little 180 since I went! Apparently now about 70% of mortuary science graduates are women!

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One time I was really high at an unfortunate time and the Gmail AI helped me with the time sensitive email my lawyer needed from me. Like, to actually sound like I speak English as a primary language and make the formatting cohesive instead of scattered.

That’s bout it tho lol

I get called unc on the regular for exactly this kinda shit I swear😭

It’s tough kid, but it’s life? Don’t forget to pack a wife?

Ok hank schrader from the hit tv series breaking benjamin