Wow, I thought you were kidding, writing some parody response… But no… No that’s exactly what she wrote…

A fuckton of Bionicle parts. Perhaps even enough for a full mask collection, if I find the right people.

Really? Why? Didn’t he say he was dropping bombs because it’s time for peace? Why would you withdraw such a noble prize to someone so peace-loving and earnest?

Nothing in particular. Just yet another example of the brain’s biological self-correcting algorithms.

So… They’re basically the same as the US and Russia?

Why?

Why is Iran’s nuclear programme such a grave threat? A grave threat, as opposed to… What exactly?

What makes China, Pakistan, Russia, India, or North Korea less of a threat?

Oh… So… Slavery, then? But, you know, without calling slavery outright.

Iran has many remote areas that are populated. Their military equipment is decades behind, and Israel gets all their equipment from the US.

The comparison here is very stark; in a single strike Israel managed to cripple Iran’s nuclear program, kill a lot of leadership that has been around since their revolution, and completely eradicate all of their radar and early warning systems on the West side of the country.

The best response Iran has? Just over 100 drones. Most of them got shot down before they even reached Israel.

Israel gets a free pass on bullying anyone they see fit in the Middle East.