But, just hear me out… have you tried, like, NOT being a woman?

“You mean trans?”

…Fuck…!

The day Americans realized no one was coming to save them 🫂

Ah! Same here… I just went 20 minutes really early in the morning 🤣

The wind is good when you’re moving but as soon as you stop for a red light… you die…!

… my favorite hobby “this week”

A basic road bike I guess? 😅

“But I’m a naturalized American!!”

In 1998 on your registration form, you wrote “OK” in the space labeled as “do not write here”!