Either my council tax or my utility bills.

That’s a bit harsh. When I say someone is envious as opposed to jealous, I am trying to convey a particular meaning. It doesn’t bother me if someone uses the terms interchangeably as I can usually work out what they mean, but I do like my communication to be as clear as possible.

Well done on that semi-colon: really pushing my buttons!

Abberant apostrophes (and missing ones).

Sentences that miss out words for no reason: e.g. “A couple things” vs. “A couple of things”.

Confusing envy and jealousy.

The above is a personal list; I don’t get judgemental about others’ grammar but I do cringe internally.

Outrage? I doubt it, given what the orange twat has done before now that passed with nary a word.