IMO the orange fart ain’t got allies. Having allies requires empathy. He has people he can use, people he used and people he will attempt in using given a chance. It’s not alliance but utilization.

Just sell it as a modern take on (manliest of manly) Roman and Greek tunics. Alpha bros will be drooling for it in no time. That, however, will ruin the purpose by making the dress unwearable again so nah.

I’ve heard that Ableton+wine works, not sure about all the plugins though.

There’s also lmms, ardour, Bitwig and reaper with native Linux builds