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1 day agoI’m not going to read the article, but I’m going to assume they’re talking about aspartame. Good thing I’ve been preemptively consuming a liter of Diet Coke a day.
I’m not going to read the article, but I’m going to assume they’re talking about aspartame. Good thing I’ve been preemptively consuming a liter of Diet Coke a day.
No, it’s 2025.
Whilst I am profoundly disconcerted by the egregiously inflationary trajectory of alimentary commodification, my consternation is exponentially exacerbated by the preposterous proclivity of certain individuals to gratuitously employ grandiloquent and recondite verbiage in a transparently ostentatious endeavor to simulate intellectual superiority.
Haha! Now I have access to your blockbuster account! You Fool!
Why do you owe $322 in late fees for the movie Waterworld with Kevin Costner?
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Don’t be antisymptomatic