Theyve got multiple megayachts waiting for that day.

Oh nooo…

Shareholder: “You said something, take more of my money!”

They must have enjoyed that South Park episode.

As long as I get paid 2.5x my 40hr pay sure. Otherwise my fellow unionized tech bros are collectively saying “go fuck yourself”

How old is Trump again?

I think I recently saw Microsoft put a request for 3x h4b visas more than the number of engineers they fired in the most recent firing wave.

Pretty sure it was rubber stamped.

Naming it after someone who was once an illegal immigrant feels very woke.

Did you tell the teen “Then why the fuck are you talking to me? Get back there and start crackalackin!”

When I got solar my installer pointed out how I can draw power from my power banks without the power company knowing. If your installer doesnt provide those details then youve been DPd by your installer and electric company.

Clearly Obama started the medical records witch hunt, so glad they arrested him.

/s

It feels pointless until a corporate drone tells you that you are a part of the problem and about a new law designed to punish you for taking “shortcuts” in life. Like I have to pay an additional tax in my area to help salmon streams but a few miles away is an oil refinery that gets tax breaks yet the water surrounding them is devoid of life… somehow I’m a part of the problem and I have to pay for it.

Suddenly Korea looks like Vietnam.

I’m still confused because it seemed like a few years ago they wanted to be called Indians but for years everyone was being corrected to call them Native Americans. Can I just call them by their tribe name or is this an insult now too?

A quadriplegic would like a word.

Like… can I hire them? Because they sound more competent than the guy from fiverr my HR spent 8 weeks hiring and then we fired him because he couldnt figure out how to follow instructions.

I’m confused by it too. Like if my kid gets accepted into Harvard but doesnt leave their bedroom how is the blame on Harvard or me or my Govt? The kids constantly bombarded by social media and addicting microtransaction games, blame them…

The system is so ass backwards now. I was just talking to a retiree who said his first claim denial resulted with him getting a lawyer and now its been 4 years of just some law office letting him know he got approved for another prescription. The costs are all between medicaid, the insurerer and probably some dumbass in the government or insurance admin who just rubberstamps claims and checks.

180k to live in the bay area is an insult.

Saved $500M but spent $80B. That’s a $79.5B loss.

Im sure that $500M will magically start making it worth it.

I’ll be right back, going to ask AI how.